Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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It's on the front page

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He types, "HALOL"

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Because they can't stop saving their work.

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A monster with an all-over perm.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.