Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.