Literally Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Supreme Liter Coke Jokes More Supreme Liter Coke Jokes

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball