Literally Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

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What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

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