Literally Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!