Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything