Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.