Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake