Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.