Because they don't like Turkey
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what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?
It was too Chicken.
Putin: "Turkey"
Because he wanted to look mptnt
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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Top Vlad.
The Rump-a
Because he isn't real.
They have the knights watch .
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
With a Pao Wow.
Clive, usually.
Coach