Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.