Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.