Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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By trying to jump rope.
Slothages.
AU GUYS!!!
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Wrong, What are coworkers"
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
Organised crime.
Because 7 ate 9...
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Just chilling.
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
In his treas-arrrr chest!
Au, yeah!
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
