Check, mate.
They both came in a little behind.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
On the range
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
Rise up lights
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Cheque, mate!
Check, mate!
