Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!