Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.