Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

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A receding hare line.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.