Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.