Statement Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Environmental Impact Statement Jokes More Environmental Impact Statement Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.