The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
Escargot stolen.
He resisted a rest.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
Santa. The other two don't exist.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
It's a Moray."
Because they can't even!
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
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To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.