Because they are already covered.
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Because his bread was stollen!!!
She had little to no coverage.
They resist Flo.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Because manholes are round
Because the market got flooded.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
Because they have high double standards.
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An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
All he needs is game
You need a knife to get in the box.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
To teach their kids how to walk.