What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.