Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus