Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies