Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!