Because they always throw up
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
A bat!
Cus they have to taste it twice!
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
Baseball he's a pitcher.