Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

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Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.