Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.