Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.