Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.