Japanese Guy Jokes

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.