How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"