Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Non Friction Section Jokes More Non Friction Section Jokes

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction