Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Non Friction Section Jokes More Non Friction Section Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.