How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.