Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Blind Kid Jokes More Blind Kid Jokes

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force