Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.