Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What console does god use?

Praystation