Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.