Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why did the sauce need a night light?

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.