Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.