Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.