Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because Paracetamol on fire.
Because it had too many threads.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Because women love digging up the past.
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
He was a fungi.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Cause seven eight ten.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
An Official.
Wake me up before you go-go
Anything in your garden !
Take his spade away.
Because it's a cox blocker
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
