Why did ISIS stop looting viagra?

The goats all died.

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because Happy Hour ended.

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There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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BAAAHH RAIN!"

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To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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