he forgot the safe word
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They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
He forgot his safe word.
He forgot the safe word.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.
The hospital ran all out of patience
A key.
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)
Yall nailed it.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Its just that...your numbers not in it.
A pin.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
because he wanted to...
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
