Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!