Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."