Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.