What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.