What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.