Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!