Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!