50 Shades of Earl Grey
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because all proper tea is theft.
Not-tea
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Because they did not have proper tea.
A Kami.
A wet one.
One with a cemetery plot.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
A cup of yogurt.
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
It's not my fault I'm blind.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
My car can hit 50.
Penaltea!
A "casual tea"
