Earl Grey Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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The 12th floor.

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They will never win

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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He couldn't take any more lip!

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It's just not their Kappa tea

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.