Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Colonoscopy Jokes More Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

De Jokes More De Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.