Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.