Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.