What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after