What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after