What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after