Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.