Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.