How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Cheryl Jokes More Cheryl Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane