How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now