How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now