Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

How many were left?

Nine!

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.