Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet