How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...