Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk