Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough