Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.