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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.