How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin