How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays