How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)