Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's