Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Previous Random Joke Next
Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...