Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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One of them is actually wanted!

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Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant